Zim: Red:...what are you doing? Purple: Well HUG him. >( Red:...I don’t want to. ¬.¬ Zim: Purple: How can you say that?! *picks up Zim and cuddles him* <3 Red: He’s not a puppy you idiot. Put him down and leave him. Purple: You heartless monster! T_T Red: I am not kidding, PUT. HIM. DOWN. Purple:...can’t we keep him? Red: No! Zim: Red:...*trying to resist Zim’s puppy eyes* Purple: *joins in puppy eyes* Red:...I hate you both. ¬¬ Purple: (mentally thinking: I always win.)
I have one thing to say: I did not originally plan to do this. In fact, it was meant to be a sketch dump of Irken armour and technology as practice for the bases. I started doing a set of Tallest armour, but then ended up drawing Red looking down at the floor. Then I thought, ‘why is he staring at the floor?’ Then an image of a cute Zim hugging the sandwich came in randomly and attacked my mind relentlessly. I then developed something a little similar and it ended up being this. All I was doing was making it up as I went along. -_- In case you’re wondering, no, I was not high on crack. I was completely sober and sane when I did this.
AWW zim: HUG! purple: come on red do it for the future invader zim: YA YA im gonna be the bestest invader ever red: NOOO NEVER *runs off almost in tears from resisting da luv* purple and zim: D': ~~~~YEARS LATER~~~~ zim: *destroying planet* PULL MORE LEVERS irken: but sir we are still on our own planet zim: DO IT DO IT NOW!!! AND YOU PUSH SOME MORE BUTTONS! I AM THE GREATEST INVADER!!!! purple: maybe if ya hugged him he wouldnt be like this.... red: WILL U LET IT GO GEEESH
zim: HUG!
purple: come on red do it for the future invader
zim: YA YA im gonna be the bestest invader ever
red: NOOO NEVER *runs off almost in tears from resisting da luv*
purple and zim: D':
~~~~YEARS LATER~~~~
zim: *destroying planet* PULL MORE LEVERS
irken: but sir we are still on our own planet
zim: DO IT DO IT NOW!!! AND YOU PUSH SOME MORE BUTTONS! I AM THE GREATEST INVADER!!!!
purple: maybe if ya hugged him he wouldnt be like this....
red: WILL U LET IT GO GEEESH
Please, can I keep him if you don't want him?